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I: War is On:

*Erin checks her cell phone*

*Her mood changes to a foul one*

Erin: Aw, hell no!

*She gets up and pounds on the bedroom door*

Erin: Paige! Get out here! We’ve got a situation!

*She backs up as the door opens*

*Paige yawns*

Paige: What is it?

*Erin jumps in her face*

Erin: We’ve got to go! Some bitch wants to start something!”

*Paige gives her a confused look*

Paige: Huh?

Erin: Don’t ask questions! Just hurry up and get dressed!

*Paige tilts her head*

Paige: Okay…

II: Red:

Voiceover: Uh-oh! Hell’s about to go down! Nina Nixon sent Erin Evans a trash-talking text. Now it’s on! Erin called up her girls and now she wants a bloodbath. Nina called up her girls as well. They meet up at Central Park. Uh-oh! It’s about to go down! It’s about to go down!

Let’s see what happens next.

III: Aw, Hell No!:

*Erin holds up her phone*

Erin: Bitch, what the fuck is this?!

*Nina smirks and shrugs*

Nina: Can you read or are you that stupid?

*Erin grits her teeth as Paige tries to hold her back*

Erin: You think you can kick my ass, bitch? Really?!

*Nina tries not to laugh*

Nina: Come at me, hon.

Erin: You!

Paige: Baby, calm down!

Erin: No!

Paige: She’s not worth it!

Erin: Shut up!

*She shoves her girlfriend aside and jumps Nina*

IV: Blue:

Voiceover: Now we’re getting there. Punch! Kick! Punch! Punch! Screaming fills the air. Paige watches panicked.

Paige: Baby! Stop it!

Voiceover: But Erin can’t hear her. It’s only going to get worse.

V: Yellow:

Voiceover: Punch! Kick! Punch! It’s getting worse. Oh shit! But… What’s this? Looks like Nina and Erin aren’t the only ones fighting. Let’s see what’s going over there, shall we?

VI: Green:

Voiceover: Niki and Charlotte square off for a battle it would seem. They circle each other, glaring as the other girls prepare to fight.

*Charlotte puts her hands on her hips*

Charlotte: I challenge you to a whore-off!

*Niki raises an eyebrow*

Niki: That’s all?

*Charlotte nods uneasily*

Charlotte: Yeah.

*Niki smirks*

Niki: You’re on.

Charlotte: Shit.

VII: Final Match:

Voiceover: Here we are. Down to the final battle. Only Erin and Nina are left. Both look bloody and beaten. Erin wipes away the blood from her lower lip.

Erin: Ready to go again, bitch?

*Nina smirks and licks away her blood*

Nina: You know I am.

*Both go at it for the final round*

VIII: Sunrise:

*Erin and her friends begin to leave*

Voiceover: And so ends the fight of the century. As the girls walk away to their normal lives, their leader paused and thought…

*Erin looks up at the sky*

Erin: Oh shut up!

Voiceover: Oh, sorry.

*Erin looks forward*

Erin: Sheesh.