All I Wanna Do

Friday Night:

Erin: YEAH!!! Whew! Friday night, baby!

*Downs a mug of beer*

Erin: Hell yeah!

*Paige giggles*

Niki: Whew! I can finally let off some steam!

*Karen lights up a cigarette*

*Becky sloshes around her drink*

*Erin throws up her hand in the air*

Erin: BAR TENDER! MORE DRINKS!

*The bar tender rolls his eyes and serves their drinks*

*Erin grabs her and downs it*

Erin: Whew! SWEET! *Laughs*

*Bar tender rolls his eyes and gets back to work*

Back Off, Buddy!:

*A fat, drunk stumbles over to the girls at the bar*

*He leans over on Paige*

Man: *Slurs* Hey ladies! How would you like to party with me?

*Paige curls her nose at his breath*

Erin: Hey! Get off my girl!

*The drunk man laughs*

Man: Oh, come on, girls! I’m really nice! Just come and party with me!

*Erin grabs him by the sleeve and shoves him off*

Erin: I said, get off, pal!

*The man backs off, stunned*

Man: Okay… Okay…

No Means No:

*Niki looks and sees two fine-looking men walking into the bar*

Niki: *Drools* Guys…

*The girls look up at see the cute guys coming to the bar*

*Niki gets up to leave, but Erin slams her hand down on her knee*

Niki: *Looks at her, pouting* Erin…

Erin: No.

Niki: Erin…

Erin: No!

Niki: Please?

Erin: I said no and that’s final!

*Niki sits back, pouting*

Niki: Bitch. *She sticks her tongue out at her*

*Erin sticks up her middle finger back at her*

Tax Day:

*Becky frowns at the bar*

Karen: What’s the matter with you?

*Becky sighs and leans back*

Becky: Tax day.

*Karen gives her an odd look*

Karen: Huh?

Becky: Tomorrow is tax day.

Karen: So…

*Becky looks up at the ceiling*

Becky: I still have to do my taxes.

Karen: Okay…

Stupid Hoe:

*Paige looks up from her drink*

Paige: Hey, where did Niki go?

Erin: *Looks up* Huh?

Becky: There!

*They all look up to see her going off with yet another man out of the bar*

Erin: *Sneering* Stupid slut!

*She takes a drink*

What’cha Lookin’ At?!?:

*Outside the bar*

*Erin looks up and sees two high school beat boys staring at them*

Erin: WHAT YOU LOOKIN’, SUCKERS!?!?

*The beat boys give her strange looks as they hurry away*

*Erin frowns as Paige taps her on the arm*

Paige: Calm down, honey.

*Erin pulls away and walks on*

*The girls follow behind*

Admiration:

*Pyro watches the girls walk by from the alley*

Pyro: Those are some coolest women I’ve ever seen. I so badly want to be part of their group!

*She sighs*

Pyro: They sure are much better than my lame family!

*Shakes her head and follows after them*

Go Home, Slut; You are Drunk:

*The girls walk up this empty street and find an abandoned car with fogged up windows, shaking*

Paige: *Tugs on Erin’s blue and white tank top* Erin.

Erin: What?

Paige: Do you think?

*Erin’s face goes grim*

Erin: Anyone want to see?

Girls: Nah…

Erin: *Shakes her head* Me neither…

*They all quickly walk away*

End