All I Wanna Do
Friday Night:
Erin: YEAH!!! Whew! Friday night, baby!
*Downs a mug of beer*
Erin: Hell yeah!
*Paige giggles*
Niki: Whew! I can finally let off some steam!
*Karen lights up a cigarette*
*Becky sloshes around her drink*
*Erin throws up her hand in the air*
Erin: BAR TENDER! MORE DRINKS!
*The bar tender rolls his eyes and serves their drinks*
*Erin grabs her and downs it*
Erin: Whew! SWEET! *Laughs*
*Bar tender rolls his eyes and gets back to work*
Back Off, Buddy!:
*A fat, drunk stumbles over to the girls at the bar*
*He leans over on Paige*
Man: *Slurs* Hey ladies! How would you like to party with me?
*Paige curls her nose at his breath*
Erin: Hey! Get off my girl!
*The drunk man laughs*
Man: Oh, come on, girls! I’m really nice! Just come and party with me!
*Erin grabs him by the sleeve and shoves him off*
Erin: I said, get off, pal!
*The man backs off, stunned*
Man: Okay… Okay…
No Means No:
*Niki looks and sees two fine-looking men walking into the bar*
Niki: *Drools* Guys…
*The girls look up at see the cute guys coming to the bar*
*Niki gets up to leave, but Erin slams her hand down on her knee*
Niki: *Looks at her, pouting* Erin…
Erin: No.
Niki: Erin…
Erin: No!
Niki: Please?
Erin: I said no and that’s final!
*Niki sits back, pouting*
Niki: Bitch. *She sticks her tongue out at her*
*Erin sticks up her middle finger back at her*
Tax Day:
*Becky frowns at the bar*
Karen: What’s the matter with you?
*Becky sighs and leans back*
Becky: Tax day.
*Karen gives her an odd look*
Karen: Huh?
Becky: Tomorrow is tax day.
Karen: So…
*Becky looks up at the ceiling*
Becky: I still have to do my taxes.
Karen: Okay…
Stupid Hoe:
*Paige looks up from her drink*
Paige: Hey, where did Niki go?
Erin: *Looks up* Huh?
Becky: There!
*They all look up to see her going off with yet another man out of the bar*
Erin: *Sneering* Stupid slut!
*She takes a drink*
What’cha Lookin’ At?!?:
*Outside the bar*
*Erin looks up and sees two high school beat boys staring at them*
Erin: WHAT YOU LOOKIN’, SUCKERS!?!?
*The beat boys give her strange looks as they hurry away*
*Erin frowns as Paige taps her on the arm*
Paige: Calm down, honey.
*Erin pulls away and walks on*
*The girls follow behind*
Admiration:
*Pyro watches the girls walk by from the alley*
Pyro: Those are some coolest women I’ve ever seen. I so badly want to be part of their group!
*She sighs*
Pyro: They sure are much better than my lame family!
*Shakes her head and follows after them*
Go Home, Slut; You are Drunk:
*The girls walk up this empty street and find an abandoned car with fogged up windows, shaking*
Paige: *Tugs on Erin’s blue and white tank top* Erin.
Erin: What?
Paige: Do you think?
*Erin’s face goes grim*
Erin: Anyone want to see?
Girls: Nah…
Erin: *Shakes her head* Me neither…
*They all quickly walk away*
End