Darcy

Age: 16

Motto: Everyone dances to their bang boom.

About Me: I'm Darcy. It's a shite name, but it's short for Darcia, which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My brother used to live here too but now he's gone. On the day he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of Crazy Milk sake, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn't need it any more does he? So now it's my kingdom. I drank the sake and gave the duvet to Fuyuki.

These are the four most interesting things about me:

1.) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. iPods. It's a less useful skill than you’d think.

2.) My Dad was so angry when I got expelled from the shite school I used to go to that he literally started farting in rage. Gross.

3) I'm distantly related to French poet, Charles Baudelaire. He wrote the book, Les Fleurs du Mal, which translates into Flowers of Evil. I prefer The Story of O better.

4) My favourite smell is petrol.

If you want to know any more send a stamped addressed envelope and ten yen to my address.

Favourite Band: No.

T.V. Shows: TV is crap.

Film Stars: I don't have favourite film stars. Everyone gets old and shit in the end. My favourite film character is Dracula from the old movies. He's hot.

Dream Date: Refer to last question.

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