Heavy
Erin’s Day:
*Erin sits at her desk and groans*
*A fax machine prints off a message. Erin lifts her head and turns to the sound*
Erin: *Sighs* What is it now?
*She reaches over and looks at the message*
Erin: *Groans aloud* Are you fucking kidding me?!?
*Looks up when she notices two of her coworkers staring at her*
Erin: *Glares* What you lookin’ at?!? Beat it, assholes!
*The coworkers run away as fast as they can*
*Erin flops back in her chair and groans*
Erin: Somebody kill me already!
Paige’s Day:
*A bell on the counter of a diner rings*
Cook: Paige! Order up, food’s ready!
*Paige looks up with a smile on her face*
Paige: Yes sir!
*She walks over and gets the tray of burgers*
*The cook stares at her ass as she walks over to the table with the mother and small boys*
Paige: Here’s your order, ma’am.
*She trembles as she says that*
Paige: Get ahead of yourself, they’re just kids! Just serve them their food and get the hell back into the kitchen.
Mother: Is there a problem, miss?
*Paige quickly shakes her head*
Paige: N-N-No! I’m fine, really I am.
*She starts to serve the family their burgers, shakes, and fries*
*The youngest son reaches over and flips up her short skirt*
*Paige freezes, trembling*
Mother: Is there a problem?
*Paige screams and runs back to the kitchen*
Becky’s Day:
*Becky sits at her desk typing*
*She yawns and takes another sip of coffee*
Woman’s Voice: Rebecca!
*Becky pauses and looks up*
*A blonde-haired woman stands over her, smiling and waving*
*Becky sighs and rolls her eyes*
Becky: What is it now, Cary?
*Cary grins*
Cary: Guess what my boyfriend bought me last night!
Becky: I don’t care.
*Cary pouts*
Cary: Please?
Becky: No.
Cary: Oh come on, please?”
Becky: No! Now just leave me alone.
Cary: Oh come on, just let me tell you!
*Becky frowns and leaves her desk*
Cary: Where are you going?
Becky: On break!
*The door slams shut behind her*
Niki’s Day:
*Niki stands outside the back of her business, waiting*
*She looks at her cell phone*
Niki: He’s late. I hope he hasn’t forgotten or got caught.
*A red sports car pulls up before her*
*Her heart does little flips in her chest*
Niki: He’s here!
*She races over to the car… only to find a middle-aged woman giving her the stink eye*
*Niki pauses, disappointed*
Niki: Oh…
*The woman glares at her*
Woman: Stay away from my husband, you slut!
*She spits on Niki’s boot and drives away*
Niki: *Sneers as she flips off the car* Fuck you, bitch!
Karen’s Day:
*Karen stands in the lobby, smoking*
*The receptionist taps on the glass*
Receptionist: Excuse me, miss. You can’t smoke here.
*Karen glances over at her, annoyed*
Karen: Says who?
*The receptionist points to the big “NO SMOKING” sign near the entrance*
*Karen sees and rolls her eyes*
Karen: Why don’t you mind your own damn business? *Takes another puff of her cigarette*
Receptionist: Ma’am, you need to put that out before I call security! Ma’am!
*Karen takes another smoke before flipping the woman off and walking out the door*
Karen: Bitch.
Pyro’s Day:
*Pyro sits in for another therapy session*
*She looks out the window as the therapist keeps talking*
Pyro: I need to burn something again.
Therapist: Patty, are you listening to me?
*Pyro turns and looks at her with a bored look on her face*
Pyro: No and I don’t care.
*Therapist sighs and face-palms*
Let’s Drink it All Away:
Later that night…
*The girls all toast and pour booze into their mugs*
Erin: To freedom for idiots at the end of the night!
Paige: And perverts!
Becky: And annoying coworkers!
Niki: And jealous bitch-wives!
Karen: And sticks up the ass!
Erin: Hell yeah!
*All girls toast and drink*
Oh Crap, it’s On Repeat:
Paige: Wait, don’t we all have to do it again tomorrow?
*A grim cloud casts over everyone as they drink*
End