Heavy

Erin’s Day:

*Erin sits at her desk and groans*

*A fax machine prints off a message. Erin lifts her head and turns to the sound*

Erin: *Sighs* What is it now?

*She reaches over and looks at the message*

Erin: *Groans aloud* Are you fucking kidding me?!?

*Looks up when she notices two of her coworkers staring at her*

Erin: *Glares* What you lookin’ at?!? Beat it, assholes!

*The coworkers run away as fast as they can*

*Erin flops back in her chair and groans*

Erin: Somebody kill me already!

Paige’s Day:

*A bell on the counter of a diner rings*

Cook: Paige! Order up, food’s ready!

*Paige looks up with a smile on her face*

Paige: Yes sir!

*She walks over and gets the tray of burgers*

*The cook stares at her ass as she walks over to the table with the mother and small boys*

Paige: Here’s your order, ma’am.

*She trembles as she says that*

Paige: Get ahead of yourself, they’re just kids! Just serve them their food and get the hell back into the kitchen.

Mother: Is there a problem, miss?

*Paige quickly shakes her head*

Paige: N-N-No! I’m fine, really I am.

*She starts to serve the family their burgers, shakes, and fries*

*The youngest son reaches over and flips up her short skirt*

*Paige freezes, trembling*

Mother: Is there a problem?

*Paige screams and runs back to the kitchen*

Becky’s Day:

*Becky sits at her desk typing*

*She yawns and takes another sip of coffee*

Woman’s Voice: Rebecca!

*Becky pauses and looks up*

*A blonde-haired woman stands over her, smiling and waving*

*Becky sighs and rolls her eyes*

Becky: What is it now, Cary?

*Cary grins*

Cary: Guess what my boyfriend bought me last night!

Becky: I don’t care.

*Cary pouts*

Cary: Please?

Becky: No.

Cary: Oh come on, please?”

Becky: No! Now just leave me alone.

Cary: Oh come on, just let me tell you!

*Becky frowns and leaves her desk*

Cary: Where are you going?

Becky: On break!

*The door slams shut behind her*

Niki’s Day:

*Niki stands outside the back of her business, waiting*

*She looks at her cell phone*

Niki: He’s late. I hope he hasn’t forgotten or got caught.

*A red sports car pulls up before her*

*Her heart does little flips in her chest*

Niki: He’s here!

*She races over to the car… only to find a middle-aged woman giving her the stink eye*

*Niki pauses, disappointed*

Niki: Oh…

*The woman glares at her*

Woman: Stay away from my husband, you slut!

*She spits on Niki’s boot and drives away*

Niki: *Sneers as she flips off the car* Fuck you, bitch!

Karen’s Day:

*Karen stands in the lobby, smoking*

*The receptionist taps on the glass*

Receptionist: Excuse me, miss. You can’t smoke here.

*Karen glances over at her, annoyed*

Karen: Says who?

*The receptionist points to the big “NO SMOKING” sign near the entrance*

*Karen sees and rolls her eyes*

Karen: Why don’t you mind your own damn business? *Takes another puff of her cigarette*

Receptionist: Ma’am, you need to put that out before I call security! Ma’am!

*Karen takes another smoke before flipping the woman off and walking out the door*

Karen: Bitch.

Pyro’s Day:

*Pyro sits in for another therapy session*

*She looks out the window as the therapist keeps talking*

Pyro: I need to burn something again.

Therapist: Patty, are you listening to me?

*Pyro turns and looks at her with a bored look on her face*

Pyro: No and I don’t care.

*Therapist sighs and face-palms*

Let’s Drink it All Away:

Later that night…

*The girls all toast and pour booze into their mugs*

Erin: To freedom for idiots at the end of the night!

Paige: And perverts!

Becky: And annoying coworkers!

Niki: And jealous bitch-wives!

Karen: And sticks up the ass!

Erin: Hell yeah!

*All girls toast and drink*

Oh Crap, it’s On Repeat:

Paige: Wait, don’t we all have to do it again tomorrow?

*A grim cloud casts over everyone as they drink*

End