Karaoke Bar

    Nick was avoiding people today as usual. But today, was extra special. More particularly, he was avoiding his female friends. Why? Last night was his definition of hell. And it goes a little something like this...

    *Last Night*

    Nick, Nicole, Cassie, and Arisu were leaving another bar. The plan was simple tonight. Get pissed and run the city as if they owned it. Each one picked a certain place to act on this plan. Arisu picked a Mongolian bar. (She was still on her Mongolian high from her Christmas break.) Cassie picked a kitty cosplay-themed bar. The kids were just leaving Nick's selection of his second favorite private bar.

    "Did you see the way those guys were staring at us when Nicole kissed that bar maid?" Arisu asked.

    "/Yeah!/" Nick cheered. "/He looked like he would die of a sexual heart attack with the way that you were groping on her tits and ass. I could have sworn that you were trying to finger her in public./" The Goth smirked at them.

    "/Hey, what can I say?/" she replied with a shrug. "/Anything for a free drink. If I have to shag a bird in from of a crowd, I'll do it!/" They all broke down into laughter. Booze seems to make the silliness go on longer, doesn't it? It took them a long moment to calm down again. Cassie looked over at Nicole.

    "/So where to now?/" she asked. Nicole thought about that for a moment. A deep smirk came onto her face.

    "/Ka-ra-o-ke!/" she cheered. The girls all smiled at that idea.

    "Yeah!" they said. Nick quickly jerked his head up when the suggestion finally made its way past the liquor to his brain. He shook his head in the same manner.

    "/Oh helllll no!/" he vetoed. The girls looked at him, strangely.

    "/What do you mean no?/" Cassie asked. The other two girls giggled around him. She looked up at her friends.

    "/What?/" she asked. "/What's so funny?/" Nick clenched his teeth, tightly.

    "/I hate karaoke bars!/" he hissed.

    "/Oh..../" Cassie said, softly.

    "/Oh come, Nick!/" Nicole cooed. "/It'll be fun!/"

    "/NO!/" he yelled. "/I don't want to go and I'm not going to!/"

    "Pleaseeeeeee!" Arisu pleaded. Nick shook his head.

    "/Not going to work this time,/" he said.

    "/Please?/" Cassie asked.

    "/No, and that's final!/" Nick said. But, guess who won. The four of them ended up in  kitty-themed karaoke bar. The girls were enjoying the energy and the stage. Nick on the other hand, hid in the corner with his beer in his hand.

    "How the f**k did I end up in this hell hole?" he thought in misery. The only way he could cope was to down more and more bottle of beers as the night wore on. Cassie bounced over to him with a grin practically glued to her face.

    "/Come on, Nick!/" she cheered. She tried to pull him out of his seat. He jerked his hand back.

    "/No!/" he mumbled/hissed.

    "/Why not?/" she asked.

    "/I hate it here!/" he barked. "/Why did I let you guys talk me into this again?!?/"

    "/Oh come on!/" Cassie cheered again. "/It's not that hard. Just pick a song from the computer and sing./"

    "/No thank you! I will pass!/" he snapped.

    "/Leave him Cass,/" Nicole said. "/He's a killjoy anyway. We've picked out another song./"

    "/Yay!/" she cheered. The little pretender bounced back over to the stage. Nicole fed the machine more money and the music started up.

    Nicole:
    Times are strange
    We got a free upgrade for
    Snakes on a plane.
    F**k em, I don't care.
    Pop the cheap champagne,
    We're going down in flames, hey.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Arisu:
    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in their eyes.
    Goodbye.

    Nicole:
    It's time to fly,
    Tonight the sky's alive
    With the turpentine
    Lounging in their suits and ties.
    Watch the whore's parade
    For the price of fame, hey.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Arisu:
    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in their eyes.
    Goodbye.

    Arisu:
    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in their eyes.
    Goodbye.

    Nicole:
    Ladies and gentlemen
    These snakes are slitherin'
    With dollar signs in they eyes
    With tongues so reptilian
    This industry's venomous
    With cold-blooded sentiment
    No need for nervousness
    It's just a little turbulence.

    Arisu:
    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in their eyes.

    Arisu:
    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in their eyes.
    Goodbye.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Cassie:
    Oh, I'm ready for it

    Nicole:
    Come on, bring it.

    Nicole:
    We seem to be losing altitude
    At an alarming pace
    Midtown downtown
    Snakes on a blog
    I suggest you grab your ankles
    And kiss your ass goodbye.

    The crowd cheered for the girls. Too bad Nick could see the show. He was long passed out drunk.

    *Today*

    So, that is why Nick is trying to run away from the girls in the group. Thank you.

Cobra Starship - Snakes on a Plane .mp3
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