Megalomaniac

Erin:

*Erin sits at the table with her eye twitching*

Erin: Why are you here? We broke up, remember? Why won’t you go away? I’m gay, remember? I don’t like men. So why did you drag me out here again? This better not be waste of my time, you idiot.

*Noel looks at her grinning*

Noel:

*Noel sits across the table, tapping his fingers together*

Noel: Ah yes, you’re here to talk.

*Erin raises an eyebrow at him*

Erin: Talk about what?

Noel: Getting back together.

*Erin snorts*

Erin: Fuck no! Fuck that!

*Noel pouts at her*

Noel: At least here me out.

Erin: No.

Noel: Please?

Erin: No.

Noel: Please?

Erin: *Shakes her head* No.

Noel: Oh come on, I worked so hard on this!

Erin: *Grits her teeth* Fine!

*Noel cheers in his head*

Noel: Yes!

Noel Loves Erin:

*Noel sets down his drink*

Noel: We had such a beautiful thing. College was just perfect for us. *Chuckles* Everything was great. You were so beautiful back then too. I miss your dresses and long hair.

*Erin sneers and rolls her eyes*

Noel: *Smiles* Oh and the sex! Man! I felt like I was in heaven every time we did it. *Shakes his head smiling* I miss those days. What happened to us?

*He notices the disgusted look on her face*

Noel: Is there… a problem?

Erin Hates Noel:

*Erin sneers at him*

Erin: First of all, you make me sick. I hate wearing dresses and you are lousy in bed!

*Noel frowns at her*

Noel: But, baby…

Erin: Don’t call me that, okay? We broke up, it’s over! Just hearing about our college days just makes me sick. So stop bringing it up! I told you before, I AM GAY!

*Noel lowers his head and shakes it*

Noel: What happened to us? Why did you turn out this way?

*Erin frowns at him*

Erin: You turned me gay!

*Noel lifts his head*

Noel: Then… how can I change you back?

Desperation:

*Erin rolls her eyes and gets up*

Erin: This is bullshit! I’m leaving!

Noel: Erin, wait! At least finish your drink!

*Erin pauses at the door and turns to him*

Erin: *Raises an eyebrow at him*

*Noel gives her an innocent little shrug*

Noel: Because it’s your favorite drink and I know how you love to drink.

*She fully turns to him*

Erin: And how can I be sure that this isn’t some rotten trick that you aren’t trying to pull on me.

*Noel gives her an innocent puppy dog look*

Noel: Please?

*Erin clinches her fists and rolls her eyes*

Erin: Fine. Anything to shut you up!

*She returns back to the table and drinks*

*Noel smirks as she downs more of her drink*

*Moments later, Erin passes out in her chair*

*Noel grins to himself, cheering*

Good Night:

*Noel drags Erin back to his room in a run*

Noel: Oh man! It’s like college, Christmas, my birthday, and Super Bowl all rolled up into one day! I will make her mine tonight!

*Pushes Erin on his bed and shuts the door behind him*

*The next morning, Erin wakes up hung over and looking around the room, alone*

Erin: Huh?

*A sinking feeling comes over her as she realizes where she is*

Erin: What the…?

*She looks at herself in bed and realizes that she is naked*

*Anger burns in her eyes*

Revenge:

*On the street, Noel brags to his friends about last night with his ex*

*Erin spots him on the curb and charges at him*

*Noel looks up with a smile on his face*

Noel: Baby?

*She charges to him, letting out a violent scream*

*Erin draws out a pair of scissors and stabs him forty-eight times in the leg*

Erin: *Stands up, panting* I’m sorry, did that hurt you, you pussy?

Noel: *Looks up, wincing* Yes…

Erin: Good! *Spits on the wound and walks away* Asshole.

Return Home:

*Erin makes it home and finds Paige waiting for her in their living room*

Paige: Where were you, baby?

*She tries to embrace her, but Erin pushes her off*

Paige: *Looking confused* Baby?

Erin: Please don’t ask.

*She walks away to their bathroom with Paige looking after her, confused*

Paige: Baby?

End