Megalomaniac
Erin:
*Erin sits at the table with her eye twitching*
Erin: Why are you here? We broke up, remember? Why won’t you go away? I’m gay, remember? I don’t like men. So why did you drag me out here again? This better not be waste of my time, you idiot.
*Noel looks at her grinning*
Noel:
*Noel sits across the table, tapping his fingers together*
Noel: Ah yes, you’re here to talk.
*Erin raises an eyebrow at him*
Erin: Talk about what?
Noel: Getting back together.
*Erin snorts*
Erin: Fuck no! Fuck that!
*Noel pouts at her*
Noel: At least here me out.
Erin: No.
Noel: Please?
Erin: No.
Noel: Please?
Erin: *Shakes her head* No.
Noel: Oh come on, I worked so hard on this!
Erin: *Grits her teeth* Fine!
*Noel cheers in his head*
Noel: Yes!
Noel Loves Erin:
*Noel sets down his drink*
Noel: We had such a beautiful thing. College was just perfect for us. *Chuckles* Everything was great. You were so beautiful back then too. I miss your dresses and long hair.
*Erin sneers and rolls her eyes*
Noel: *Smiles* Oh and the sex! Man! I felt like I was in heaven every time we did it. *Shakes his head smiling* I miss those days. What happened to us?
*He notices the disgusted look on her face*
Noel: Is there… a problem?
Erin Hates Noel:
*Erin sneers at him*
Erin: First of all, you make me sick. I hate wearing dresses and you are lousy in bed!
*Noel frowns at her*
Noel: But, baby…
Erin: Don’t call me that, okay? We broke up, it’s over! Just hearing about our college days just makes me sick. So stop bringing it up! I told you before, I AM GAY!
*Noel lowers his head and shakes it*
Noel: What happened to us? Why did you turn out this way?
*Erin frowns at him*
Erin: You turned me gay!
*Noel lifts his head*
Noel: Then… how can I change you back?
Desperation:
*Erin rolls her eyes and gets up*
Erin: This is bullshit! I’m leaving!
Noel: Erin, wait! At least finish your drink!
*Erin pauses at the door and turns to him*
Erin: *Raises an eyebrow at him*
*Noel gives her an innocent little shrug*
Noel: Because it’s your favorite drink and I know how you love to drink.
*She fully turns to him*
Erin: And how can I be sure that this isn’t some rotten trick that you aren’t trying to pull on me.
*Noel gives her an innocent puppy dog look*
Noel: Please?
*Erin clinches her fists and rolls her eyes*
Erin: Fine. Anything to shut you up!
*She returns back to the table and drinks*
*Noel smirks as she downs more of her drink*
*Moments later, Erin passes out in her chair*
*Noel grins to himself, cheering*
Good Night:
*Noel drags Erin back to his room in a run*
Noel: Oh man! It’s like college, Christmas, my birthday, and Super Bowl all rolled up into one day! I will make her mine tonight!
*Pushes Erin on his bed and shuts the door behind him*
*The next morning, Erin wakes up hung over and looking around the room, alone*
Erin: Huh?
*A sinking feeling comes over her as she realizes where she is*
Erin: What the…?
*She looks at herself in bed and realizes that she is naked*
*Anger burns in her eyes*
Revenge:
*On the street, Noel brags to his friends about last night with his ex*
*Erin spots him on the curb and charges at him*
*Noel looks up with a smile on his face*
Noel: Baby?
*She charges to him, letting out a violent scream*
*Erin draws out a pair of scissors and stabs him forty-eight times in the leg*
Erin: *Stands up, panting* I’m sorry, did that hurt you, you pussy?
Noel: *Looks up, wincing* Yes…
Erin: Good! *Spits on the wound and walks away* Asshole.
Return Home:
*Erin makes it home and finds Paige waiting for her in their living room*
Paige: Where were you, baby?
*She tries to embrace her, but Erin pushes her off*
Paige: *Looking confused* Baby?
Erin: Please don’t ask.
*She walks away to their bathroom with Paige looking after her, confused*
Paige: Baby?
End