My Goddess

Women can be scary creatures. They hold all of the power. Men think that they do, but it’s really the women. The women of Tokyo-Zion Academy know this very well. Students and staff alike. Men are at their mercy. Women don’t even forget when they are wronged. It is a proven fact. They so know how to hold a grudge. Ask the boys of the academy will tell you.

The women control the academy. They feel like a bunch queens with their work. They refuse to listen to anyone when someone points out a mistake they could make. Don’t call them out when something is wrong. Praising them for something they did lets it go to their head. Best to stay away from them during their ego trips. But what if you have to work with them?

Pity for those who have to work with these egotistical women on those days. Just smile and say yes. Don’t say anything else. Just smile, nod, and agree. It’s easier that way. Granted, these women will treat you right. They have to, it is the law. Just make it much easier on yourself when you have to work with these goddesses on the long work days.

The students are just as bad. They eat up praise faster them a starving man with their first meal in days. They want to be appreciated for even the littlest thing. Failure on the man to do so ends in the cold shoulder and hard looks. It would be best if the boys repented with nice gifts and compliments as soon as possible. Girls do not forget when they are wronged after all. The higher the quality, the more likely she will forgive you much faster. Other than, pray man. Pray!

What happens when two divas cross paths? Oh buddy! Run and hide. Sometimes, fights will break out. There is a saying that men fight to prove a point, but women fight to kill. This applies to Tokyo-Zion Academy as well. Breaking up these fights are suicide. Bad things happen when you try to break up two fighting divas. Things were quick to get nasty. The best thing to do would be to hide and stay out of sight until the storm dies down.

Who is the worst? The men have their own suggestions. The top five are debatable. But they all can agree that Diamond Montale is the worst. The self-proclaimed princess always brags about being rich. She acts like she owns the academy and that she’s the best in the world. Don’t try to convince her otherwise. Diamond isn’t afraid to cut you down and make you feel inadequate. There are many that wish Noiz would fire her, but she can’t. The academy has to have a certain number of staff members to stay open. So, there Diamond stays. Much to everyone’s displeasure.

What do you do when you mess up? There is nothing to do, really. Just duck and hide. After you hide, pray that the storm passes over. Or that someone or something else distracts them. Or both. Depending on which one happens first. Other than that, there is nothing to do but to face the wrath on their diva days.

Thank you for hearing me out.

Diva Own the World