Nick

NickHey, Nick here. Actually, My full name is Nicholas Trent. Shite name, I know. But, I didn't choose it. Anyway, I am English. Nothing to be proud of there. I am just an English bastard orphan living in Tokyo. Yes, I said that. Right. I am a total bastard, jackass, arsehole, wanker, prat, twat, cock, dick, prick, jerk. Call me what you like. I don't give a shite. I just love causing trouble and making people miserable in the process. That's just how I do. Don't like? Shove it! I am a troublemaker and I'm here to stay!

I am 16 years old and an orphan. Yes, you read that right. My parents died when I was ten. Don't go all boo-hoo-hoo on me! I can do just fine! In fact, I am emancipated. I used to live with my older sister, Effy. But, I became emancipated at fifteen and moved out. Life is good ever since. My father was a photo journalist. He took me on his many assignments because he couldn't find me a baby-sitter. Ha-ha! Those were the good old days.

My friends don't seem to mind me being a jerk. Hell, I don't even try to remember their names. I just slap on nicknames to them. Just as simple. Saves me time trying to get to know them. My favourite album is Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here. I love a good fag. I smoke them by the packs. Effy nags me about how I should quit smoking and it'll give me lungs cancer one of these days. But you know what, screw her? I will smoke until I get happy! Top that with beer and some weed and I am the happiest bastard in the world! I swear that Effy is plotting to kill me. She has already tried twice, but they have failed. I refuse to die. I want to out live all of my enemies. Pocky thinks I'm a nutter. But, I just shrug him off. Some people just don't understand me. But who cares anyway?

I am proud self-proclaimed atheist. I don't believe in God. I love saying that to all the devout Christians I know. Ace, who is a God-fearing Catholic, argues with me to no end. Neither of us win, but it is sure fun to piss her off! I also love undermining Rat-Face. He is such a smug little git. One day, I swear I will wipe that smirk off his face.

I will become a photo journalist, just like the old man. I'm will on my way, believe it or not. They say no man is an island. Ha! I beg to differ! Okay, I have to take Ace with me. Otherwise, she would fall to pieces in never-never land. (I can't have that, now can I?)

Favourite Bands: Paramore, (Hey the red-hair chick is kind of cute. In a strange way.) Pink Floyd, Flobots

TV Shows: Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest..., Skins, My Name is Earl, Peep Show, Spaced

Film Stars: Who gets a shite? They're going to be dead just like the rest of us!

Dream Date: Just someone to shag

Favourite Websites: http://www.youtube.com/, http://www.trutv.com/shows/tsg_presents/, http://www.e4.com/, http://www.livejournal.com/, http://wordpress.com/

My Mates
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  Cassie   Shawn   Nicole   Casper  
  Cassie   Shawn   Nicole   Casper  
                 
  Shuichi   Emma   Sid   Lexie  
  Shuichi   Emma   Sid   Lexie  
                 
  Lucas   Kat   Hiro   Simon  
  Lucas   Kat   Hiro   Simon  
  Ando   Jack   Ghost   Suguru  
  Ando   Jack   Ghost   Suguru  
  Darcy   Arisu   Jin   Dr. Taka  
  Darcy   Arisu   Jin   Dr. Taka  
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