She’s a Rebel

I: My Idols:

*Pyro sits in front of her therapist, frowning*

*Therapist takes notes*

Therapist: Who are your heroes?

*Pyro raised an eyebrow*

Pyro: Huh?

Therapist: Who do you idolize?

*Pyro sits back, smiling*

Pyro: Erin, Paige, Becky, Niki, and Karen.

*The therapist raises an eyebrow*

Therapist: And who are these women?

Pyro: My friends.

II: Pyro on Erin:

Therapist: Tell me about Erin.

Pyro: She’s a tough bitch. She drinks a lot and curses people out. She says what she wants on her mind and doesn’t care. She’s also a lesbian.

Therapist: And… that’s why you like her?

Pyro: Yes!

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

III: Pyro on Paige:

Therapist: Tell me about Paige.

Pyro: She’s really nice. She’s really high all of the time.

Therapist: On drugs?

Pyro: Yeah.

Therapist: Why is that good?

Pyro: She doesn’t care. She’s just happy all of the time. Paige is Erin’s girlfriend.

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

IV: Pyro on Becky:

Therapist: Tell me about Becky.

Pyro: Boring.

Therapist: Boring?

Pyro: Yeah.

Therapist: Anything else?

Pyro: She’s fat. Really fat.

Therapist: So why do you like her?

*Pyro shrugs*

Pyro: Don’t know.

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

V: Pyro on Niki:

Therapist: Tell me about Niki.

Pyro: She’s a slut.

*The therapist freezes with an eyebrow raised*

Therapist: What?

Pyro: Oh yes. She really likes sex. She has many boyfriends at her house. Erin doesn’t like Niki because of it.

Therapist: What about you?

*Pyro blinked*

Pyro: Huh? What about me?

Therapist: What do you think of Niki?

*Pyro shrugs*

Pyro: She’s alright, I guess.

Therapist: Is that it?

Pyro: Yes.

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

VI: Pyro on Karen:

Therapist: Tell me about Karen.

Pyro: She was great. She smoked a lot, drank as much as Erin, fought, and swore like a sailor. But she’s dead now.

Therapist: I’m sorry to hear that.

Pyro: It’s okay, I light cigarettes in her memory every morning before I go to school.

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

VII: Pyro on Pyro:

Therapist: What do they think about you?

Pyro: *Shrugs* What is there to say? I am just there.

Therapist: How does that make you feel?

Pyro: Meh.

Therapist: Meh?

Pyro: Meh.

Therapist: Is that all?

Pyro: Yeah.

*The therapist makes more notes*

Therapist: I see…

VIII: I Love My Heroes:

Pyro: I really like my friends. What do you think of them?

*The therapist nervously laughs*

*Pyro grinned like a wild cat*