Sid's Message to Simon

    Simon was still lying in a coma in the hospital. A nurse walked in a set a tape player next to his bed. She hit play. Sid's voice came through loud and clear.

    Message on the Tape:

    /You alright, Si? I've been reading this book, well just skimming through it, it's about people in comas and about the people who aren't in comas and how they can do stuff to make the people in comas not be like that anymore. It says the people who aren't in comas should try and speak about the good times to try and introduce positive thoughts. So, I lost my virginity to you-know-who! To Arisu. I lost my V-reg. And just in time as well! Imagine being an eighteen-year-old virgin, maybe if you're like Gandhi, but it's just not right, is it? And all thanks to you for setting me up. And the book as says to speak into different tones and volumes and pitches and stuff would be good. *Whispers* So if I spoke really quietly like this, *Shouts* and then suddenly went loud and as if I was on fire and then maybe.../

    Norman:

    /Shut the f**k up, Sid!/

    Sid:

    /I'm talking to Simon, dad!/

    Norman:

    /Jesus! Wake up! Simon's dead to the world, son!/

    Sid:

    /No, he's not! He's coming back!/

    Norman:

    /Like heck he is!/

    Sid:

    /Uh... dad says hi. Sends his love. And the book also says to try changing pitch. *Lowers his voice* So, does this trigger anything? *High-pitch* Because I miss you quite a lot. Sometimes I cry until my pillows and I don't even know why I'm doing it! *Normal* Anything?/

    Simon was still out in a coma.

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