Classroom Lecture
*Josie leans over her desk*
Josie: *Groans* Good morning class.
Student #1: You look terrible.
*Josie groans*
Josie: I’m hung-over, so sue me! Now let us begin.
*She pulls out her notes, but drops them on the floor*
Josie: Opps.
*Bends down to pick them up*
Student #2: You sure you’re okay?
Josie: Yeah, yeah.
*Puts the notes on the desk*
Josie: Right, where we’re we?
*Looks at the students*
Josie: What?
Students: Nothing!
Josie: Right…
*Leans over the desk again*
Josie: Okay, pass up the homework.
*The students do so uneasily*
*She watches them do so with squinted eyes*
Josie: Are you doing it? I can’t tell.
Students: Yes!
Josie: Right…
*One of the students hands her the homework*
Josie: Good. I’ll check it later.
*She sets it next to her notes*
Josie: Now! Write me a short essay.
Students: What?!?
*Josie rubs her head*
Josie: Don’t shout. My damn head still hurts. Gah! This is just to keep you quiet for the rest of class. Now get to it! Come on, start writing!
*The class reluctantly pulls out pencils and paper and gets to work*
*Josie groans*
Josie: God damn it. Why the hell am I here? I should be in bed, asleep. But no! I had to come in and work today! Damn you, Noiz. Damn it!