Give Me Novacaine
I: Another Friday Night:
*Friday night at the downtown bar*
*Erin sits over her drink*
Bar tender: *Raises an eyebrow at her* Another night at the bar?
*Erin gives him a huge grin as she lifts her head*
Erin: Yep! Hit me up!
Bar tender: What would you like?
Erin: Give me the best that you got!
Bar tender: Okay.
*He gets right to work*
II: One Shot:
*Erin downs the first shot*
Erin: Ah! Great stuff!
Bar Tender: Glad you like it.
Erin: You have anymore?
Bar Tender: Sure.
*He pours her more drinks*
*Erin downs another drink*
Erin: Yay!
*She drinks down the shot*
Erin: More!
*The bar tender looks rather nervous*
Bar Tender:
Oh boy, I have a bad feeling about this…
III: Two Shots:
*Erin’s downs two shots*
Erin: More!
*The bar tender tries to smile*
Bar Tender: Okay…
*He pours her more booze*
*Erin downs more*
Erin: Ah! You are my best friend!
Bar Tender: Right…
Erin: More! More! *Shoves a glass in his face*
Bar Tender: Okay…
*He reluctantly pours her more booze*
*Erin downs her drink*
*Bar tender looks away, nervously*
IV: Three Shots:
*A group of guys see Erin at the bar drinking and laughing*
*The men whisper amongst each other*
*The bar tender happens to look up and notice them*
Bar Tender: Oh no… This will not end well.
*The men walk over to Erin*
V: More Pints:
*Erin down another drink*
*The leader of the men taps her on the shoulder*
*Erin turns around glaring*
Erin: What?!
*The guy breaks into a warm smile*
Guy: Hey there.
Erin: *Cold stare* What?!
Guy: Can we be buy you a drink?
*Erin hisses at him*
Erin: Fuck off!
*She throws beer cans at him and his friends*
Erin: Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!
*She sits down once out of breath*
VI: One Bottle:
*Erin downs another bottle of booze*
Erin: *Hic* More!
*Bar Tender really looked worried*
Bar Tender: I think you had enough…
*Erin glared at him*
Bar Tender: *Nervous look* Okay…
*He pours her more liquor and she drinks up*
*Bar tender looks nervous as she gives off a cat-like smile*
Bar Tender:
I don’t like where this is going…
VII: Ten Bottles:
*Erin drinks down her tenth bottle*
Erin: More! *Shoves her empty glass in the bar tender’s face*
*The bar tender shoves away her glass*
Bar Tender: You had enough tonight.
*Erin looks up at him, glaring*
Erin: What was that? *Glare*
*The bar tender sighed*
Bar Tender: You had enough.
*Erin stands up, hissing and glaring at him*
Erin: *Grabbing him by the shirt* Listen, pal! I’ll tell you when I had enough!
Now give me my damn drink!
*The bar tender sighs as he pushes her off*
Bar Tender: Fine, fine.
*Bart tender serves her another drink*
*Erin snatches the bottle and drinks it down*
VIII: Drag Your Ass Home:
*Erin finishes her drink and passes out on the bar*
*The bar tender rolls his eyes*
Bar Tender: Damn it. I do not get paid enough for this shit!
*The bar tender smacks her on the face*
Bar Tender: Come on, Erin! Wake up. You have to go now.
*The bar tender sighs as picks her up and carries her out of the bar once again*