Warning

I: Noel and Erin II

*Erin sits across from Noel*

Erin: I don’t have time for this bullshit, Noel.

*Noel puts up his hands*

Noel: Relax, baby!

*Erin glares at him*

Erin: Whatever, I don’t have time for this.

Noel: Right…

II: Good Old Days:

*Noel sits back in his chair*

Noel: I remember when I first met you. You were so pretty back then.

*Erin glances up at him*

Erin: Huh?

*Noel takes a drink*

Noel: Aw, yes. From the moment I saw you, I just had to have you. Whew! You looked so hot coming out of that bookstore in your yellow tank top and cut off shorts. I knew that we would be destined to be together.

*Erin gives him a puzzled look*

Erin: Huh?! That wasn’t me. That was another one of your skanky girlfriends, Rachel.

*Noel has a stupid look on his face*

Noel: Huh? Really?

Erin: Yeah!

*Noel thinks about that for a minute*

Noel: Oh, yeah! She was hot too!

*Erin groans aloud*

Erin: Idiot.

III: Texting:

Erin: I’m going to the bathroom.

Noel: Okay.

*Erin gets up and heads to the bathroom*

*She notices a new text from Becky*

*She flips it open and reads it*

Becky’s text: Where are you?

*Erin types back*

Erin’s text: @ Noel’s.

Becky’s text: Why?

Erin’s text: He’s an ass who doesn’t know what “gay” means.

Becky’s text: Oh. Ya doing anything right now?

Erin’s text: Not much, why?

Becky’s text: Want an escape?

Erin’s text: Seriously?

Becky’s text: I’ve got a plan.

IV: Plotting:

*Noel sits in the living room, giggling*

*He holds a small vile of pink liquid*

Noel: Hello, precious!

*He looks at the bathroom door*

Noel: With this she will be mine!

*He chuckles to himself*

Noel: I’m a genius!

*Tries to calm down again*

V: The Escape:

*Erin stares at the door*

Erin: Okay.

*Becky’s instructions*

1.) Sneak out of the bathroom to the bedroom.

2.) Find an open window.

3.) Climb out window.

4.) Go down the back stairs.

5.) Sneak all the way to the back alley.

6.) I’ll be waiting at the end.

*Erin tightens up her resolve*

Erin: I can this!

*She bolts out the door*

VI: Shrine

*Erin makes it to his room*

*Her eyes scan for the window*

*Suddenly, she stops when she looks to her right*

Erin: Hm?

*Walks in for a closer look*

*She sees the shrine dedicated to her and she flips*

Erin: What the fuck?!

*Rage overcomes her*

Erin: Oh hell nooooo!

*She marches up and smashes up the shrine with her fists and feet*

*She sits back and breathes*

Erin: That felt great!

*She climbs out the window and escapes*

VII: Waiting:

*Noel sits in his chair, giggling*

*He looks at his clock*

Noel: She’s sure taking a long time. Maybe I should go and check on her…

*He shakes his head*

Noel: Nah, she’s fine! I’m sure of it.

*He sits back, smiling*

VIII: Back Home:

*Paige waits by the front door as it unlocks and opens*

*Erin stands in the doorway with a frown on her face*

*Paige embraces her tight*

Paige: Where have you been?!

Erin: A total waste of my time.

*She pushes her off and walks off to their room*

*Paige looks confused*

Paige: Baby?

End