Simon

HI. I'm Simon. I live in Tokyo. That is the city of tech junk, geisha, old and new, and amazing wonders. There is always something to do here. There are many night clubs here. And plenty of sushi shops. Tons of them!

I am 16,000, going on 17,000, years. My favourite serial killer is Charles Manson. My favourite army general is Ulysses S. Grant. My favourite movie soundtrack is Trainspotting. I always come up with different schemes with my friends. Sometimes they are close to illegal. I know it's wrong, but it's still fun to try it. I have access to almost everything. Drugs, parties, clubs, girls-- you name it, I can get it easily. Last night my friend Emma told me she loved me, but she was on pills so I didn't take it seriously. The other day I got my friend Sid to drink some red dragon water. I said that if he did it first then I would too. I didn't.

My favourite food is fish. Fried them, boil them, grill them with anything. Only the best, my friends! I do a mean cocktail of natural fruit juice and fresh herbs and fruit that is completely healthy and gives me all of the nutrients I need. Gives me a rush, I swear to you it does. Breakfast is my coke.

My girlfriend is the sexiest person I know (with one exception). The wickedest thing I've ever done? Tobogganing in a clothes is something everyone can, and should enjoy. Life is for doing whatever I want and getting away with it. Say no more!

Favourite bands: Chemical Brothers, Violent Femmes, N.E.R.D., Scooter, M.I.A., Led Zeppelin, and Smiths

TV Shows: The Mentalist, House, and Law and Order

Film Stars: Ricky Gervais, Seth Green, Sean Connery

Dream Date: Eva Longoria Parker

Favourite Websites: https://www.youtube.com/, http://www.games.com/, http://www.playgroundlaw.com/, http://www.amazon.com/

My Mates
	Nick   Cassie   Shawn   Nicole                                 Casper   Shuichi   Emma   Sid                                 Lexie   Lucas   Kat   Hiro               Ando   Jack   Ghost   Suguru               Darcy   Arisu   Jin   Dr. Taka